Want to increase traffic?
Take The Sarge's advice:
Stop being a dumb a*#!

**If you're so optimized, where's your d*mned traffic?**

This site is for
anyone who wants to
increase traffic:

Web pros
Bricks & mortar businesses
Internet entrepreneurs

Maybe your website isn't getting as much traffic as you'd hoped. Maybe the revenues aren't coming in. Maybe your boss is all over your sorry butt to increase website traffic.

You've tried search engine optimization. Maybe you've even tried "search engine marketing."

You mean you paid for it, you pathetic puke?

Sorry. Sometimes my other personality, Sergeant "Kiss My Seo" Content, comes out when I least expect him. As the sergeant says, "It's all about the Content, Stupid."

He doesn't like it when you pay for traffic. And he really doesn't like it when you try to outsmart a search engine by "optimizing."

You think you're smarter than Google, Maggot! When they got your job application, they were so OFFENDED they didn't just throw it out - they gave it to the janitor so he could FIND you and run off with your wife. But when he saw her, he got confused. THAT'S why your Golden Retriever's missing.

There he goes again.

There's only one sure way to increase traffic in a big way and then monetize it: create solid web content, i.e. useful information that people are looking for.

Moron, why do you think they call it The Information Superhighway?

This site is all about that.

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Bookmark, Maggot!